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Every time I listen to this song, I imagine walking into a saloon crowded with trollish looking people and as soon as I walk in everyone looks at each other, some with “I hate you” faces and others shrugging nonchalantly as in “hey, why not!”, and then we all simultaneously break out into a highly coordinated and jubilant bar fight.

One day…

7 hours ago on May 20th | J | 0 notes

Today I learned that Finland has a unit of measurement called the poronkusema, which apparently measures reindeer piss. Specifically, it’s the distance a reindeer can walk before having to pee again.

I would like to formally declare a marriage proposition to all of Finland.

3 days ago on May 17th | J | 2 notes

anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson

Erik Johansen’s pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.

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3 days ago on May 17th | J | 40,222 notes

What ever happened to the lobotomy?

proselflove:

…is probably not a question that came across your mind today. All information in this post comes straight from one of my lectures from my biopsychology class that I’m taking right now, so if you have any questions about anything or if I got a fact wrong,…

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4 days ago on May 16th | J | 1 note
postblackmetalsatan:

Lunar aurora

postblackmetalsatan:

Lunar aurora

5 days ago on May 15th | J | 9 notes

theultimatetrollolo:

Finntroll at Sauna Open Air 2009

5 days ago on May 15th | J | 346 notes
fuckyeahcarachangren:

Seregor (Carach Angren) @ Karmøygeddon 2012© Henry Leirvoll

fuckyeahcarachangren:

Seregor (Carach Angren) @ Karmøygeddon 2012
© Henry Leirvoll

6 days ago on May 14th | J | 67 notes

urjordensdjup reblogged your post: urjordensdjup reblogged your post: So I was at…

Can I live there please? Not just one night&it should be like, a weekly thing! I love this idea too much. There could be…

I’m right there with you on this, except I say we make it a daily thing and just do that from now on. And we will reintroduce the barter system and all shall be merry.

1 week ago on May 13th | J | 1 note

urjordensdjup reblogged your post: So I was at the Troll Awards last night. In my…

I like this idea a whole lot. LETS MAKE IT A THING.

Oh I know right? Hours and hours of live folk metal, alcohol, and silly-but-awesome award scrolls being delivered via bow and arrow… that’s basically a perfect night.

1 week ago on May 13th | J | 2 notes

So I was at the Troll Awards last night.

In my dreams, that is.

And I mentally cried out in agony when I woke up upon the realization of that not being an actual thing.

Soon…

1 week ago on May 13th | J | 2 notes